Tale Waggers Doggie Carols

Christmas Odors
(to the tune of "Ding Dong Merrily on High" )
sorry, this midi is very faint, you may have to turn up the volume
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Dog treats hanging on the wall
the stockings they are sniffing
Odors wafting down the hall
The dogs are busy whiffing

Odors
Oh those lovely odors
Oh we love those odors
Christmas odors are the best
Absolutely high above the rest
of all the wondrous odors

Tables overrun with treats
the doggies do some thieving
After particles of meats
between legs they are weaving

Odors
Oh those lovely odors
Oh we love those odors
Christmas odors are the best
Absolutely high above the rest
of all the wondrous odors

Now they’re knocking over trash
the humans have been careless
Inside there’s a tasty cache
the dogs are feeling fearless

Odors
Oh those lovely odors
Oh we love those odors
Christmas odors are the best
Absolutely high above the rest
of all the wondrous odors

Dogs seduced by all the smell
they are now paying dearly
Stomach’s gurgle - not quite well
and now we notice...clearly

Odors
Oh my God! those odors
Those obnoxious odors
Christmas has been laid to rest
What, in heaven's name, do dogs digest
to make those horrid odors?


HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOURS! (from me and mine)
dog
mama


Copyright 1997 Elizabeth Cusulas
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